Friday, February 22, 2008

Early today....calling for ice storm today.....
and the lights will go off..................





I was hoping someone would give me this "Reto" Chev........
But this is all I come up with.........O..Well.......................
Help me out here......


Gossip is also an old medical term.
Now they are called gynecologist.
But they are still spreaders of old wives tails....

English...Learned from Baywatch...
1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their
days running in slow motion along the beach.
2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour.
3. Despite the habit of breathing water,
CPR always works and no one actually dies, except from cancer.
4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for an average
of 15 seconds after being told anything of any importance.
5. Americans never worry about getting enough to eat, but fat
people are unreliable and sometimes evil.
6. Most American women have abnormally large breasts that are
worshipped via close-ups for an average of two minutes and
thirteen seconds per hour.
7. When swimming in California, you are more likely to be attacked
by jewel thieves or taken hostage by terrorists than you are to drown.
8. Most activity that takes place off the beach occurs in montages
and lasts no longer than two minutes.
9. Although Americans, especially lifeguards, complain that they are poor,
they all have expensive sports cars and luxurious homes.
10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David Hasselhoff like
NightRider.
(and...don't hassel the hoff...)


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