Monday, December 31, 2007

Mon. Dec.31~~~

Just a nice present.......
Gimme a kiss for the New Year.............??
Chef Boyrbeans.....guaranteed fart in every one......... -----o------
Two judges are arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but agreed to try each other's cases the next morning. The first judge fines the second $2, but when it is the first judge's turn he gets a $50 fine. "Why did you do that?" says the first judge.
"I only fined you $2."
"I know," says his friend.
"But there's far too much of this thing going on these days.
Yours is the second case this morning."

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Michael Chatman, 35, and two others were arrested in Augusta, Ga., in November after Chatman, in a Target store, tried to return the laser printer the three had allegedly used for counterfeiting.
However, they had accidentally left in the machine not only copies of the counterfeit bills but also the original $20 bill they had used as a model.
Said a deputy, "People get wrapped up in the crime, and they forget things."

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