Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Man...I thought this was cool
Does it all................................
Yeah! Flex will take care of it....................

HOW TO DRIVE on route 29:

* "Route 29" actually consists of Greene, Albemarle, Charlottesville, and Nelson

* The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon.
The evening rush hour is from noon to 9:00pm.
Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

* The minimum acceptable speed on Route 29 is 85 mph.

* Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.
Route 29 has its own version of traffic rules.
For example,cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop;
the trucks with the biggest tires go second.
However, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

* If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended.
* Never honk at anyone. Seriously. It's an offense that can get you shot.
* Road construction is permanent on 29.
Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

* Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, dogs,barrels, cones, cats, mattress
shredded tires, rabbits,vultures, Deer and the big holes at airport light.

* If someone actually has their turn signal on,
wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated."

* If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65 mph zone, you are considered a
road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly.
If you return the flip, you'll be shot.

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