Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Scary pics........

Scary huh !!
Now this is really bad...................
Don't Fart.........


According to an abc feature story, nearly eight in 10 people polled said lack of respect and courtesy is a serious national problem,and six in 10 said the problem is getting worse.
Symptoms cited are talking loudly on cell phones in public; driving obnoxiously; leaving people on hold; cursing; and littering.
The remaining respondents were quoted as saying, "Here's a quarter,
go call someone who gives a shit."......................

Monday, October 29, 2007

Just some Pics....

A new priest was nervous about hearing confessions, so he asked the old
priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest listened through a couple of confessions,
then asked the new priest to step outside the confessional
for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggested, "Cross your arms over your chest,
rub your chin with one hand....and try saying things like,
"Yes, I see", and "Yes, go on", and "I understand".
The new priest crossed his arms, rubbed his chin with one hand,
and repeated all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest asked, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
slapping your knee and saying, "No s**t! What happened next?"

Saturday, October 27, 2007

We had our Rain................

Trick or treat.......
Bought a black 2 door 900.....In 1960,drove it more then 150 thousand miles.
Wife had one of these for years..

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ...
I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl .. once.
I guess she was the one perfect girl .
The only perfect girl I really ever met.
She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Crozet Tunnel..

Crozet Tunnel, Inside..
The Crozet Tunnel.....
Its purpose was to provide a crossing of the Blue Ridge Mountains for the Virginia Central Railroad.
Overseen byClaudius Crozet as chief engineer , the crossing was accomplished by using four tunnels, including the 4,263-foot (1,299 m) Blue Ridge Tunnel near the top of the pass.
With construction proceeding from either side, the complex was dug though solid granite with only hand drills and black powder, a decade before the invention of dynamite.
The tunnel was less than a half-foot (0.1 m) off perfect alignment when it was holed-through
on Christmas Day 1856.
When complete, it was the longest in the US and one of the longest tunnels in the world,
a remarkable feat of engineering.
Opened to rail traffic in April of 1858, it was considered to be one of the engineering
wonders of the modern world.
A Newer Tunnel was put in in 1944...And is in use today....(The new one was 4ft. off
alignment when holed-through)

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Only got 1/2+ inchs rain....

There is only one of these cars in the world, a Maybach Exelero. price=8 million us.

Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper.
It doesn't permanently solve any problems,
but it makes things more acceptable for awhile.

A auto mechanic, received a repair order that read:
Check for clunking noise when going around corners."
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn,
and a moment later heard a clunk.
He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
Back at the shop he opened the trunk and soon discovered the problem.
Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation:
"Remove bowling ball from trunk."

Friday, October 19, 2007

We're finally getting some rain......

Santa ??

Sadie and the pups playing..

Don't mind the greasy finger prints...I eating fried chicken while posting.
Gentle thoughts for today......
Birds of a feather flock together ... and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

Monday, October 15, 2007

No pics today....

They won't let me post pictures today.......

But I can post a joke....

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone's
socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask,"Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask.
"So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Bob replies "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."


A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous,
harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he said.
"I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that, genius?"
she asked sarcastically.
"It wasn't easy," he told her.
"I had to fold with a royal flush."

Friday, October 12, 2007

Fall is down now..

Damn....thats a long way down......
I don't know what it is...and i don't wanna......

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they can find someone in Washington who has read them.

I wish the chemists who successfully removed the lead from gasoline would try the same with our congressmen.

I hope Congress don't raise the standard of living any higher; I can't afford it now.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A will is a dead giveaway...

Won't be long now.....

Ed and Ted went to the fair.
They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look.
"What's going on?" Ed asked one of the crowd.
"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine.
"Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet.
And there's a prize of $1000 for anybody who can.
"I can do that!" Ed said confidently.
"No you can't," said Ted.
"I sure as hell can!" said Ed.
"You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that monster," said Ted."Watch this,"
said Ed and climbed aboard the bronco machine.
The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in circles but still a grim-faced Ed clung to its back.
After two minutes the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Ed was a blur. But when the three minutes were up Ed was still on the machine's back acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd.
He dismounted, collected his winnings and rejoined Ted.
"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that!?" Ted asked.
"Remember three months ago," Ed said..."When my wife had whooping cough...?"

Sunday, October 7, 2007

If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!

To all my Canadian friends.....Have a great Thanksgiving weekend....
Holy Painted Eyebrows, Batman!
Foggie sunrise.....

Dining out one evening, I noticed some teenagers celebrating at a nearby table.
When one girl pulled out a camera, I offered to take picture of the group.
After one photo, I suggested taking another just in case the first one didn't come out.
"Oh, no, that's okay," she said, as she took back her camera.
"I always get double prints."
Yep, they walk among us....and they reproduce.

Handle every situation like a dog.......

If you can't eat it or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

A hunter just tagged his deer as the game warden walked up.
"Where's your license," asked the warden.
"Don't know," said the hunter.
"OK, you're under arrest for no license.
Follow me to the road, and help me drag the deer," said the warden.
"No way," said the hunter. "You drag it."
Two hours later, after the warden had dragged the deer to the road, the hunter said,
"Now I remember, my license is in my back pocket!"

Monday, October 1, 2007

If you can't convince them, confuse them....

I wish I still had mine just like this one.
Toco Bell cat.....
Bad to tha bone.....

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully, with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."