Books we'll never read or use:"Dr. Pock's Seven Quick-Day Steps to Acne and Blackhead Removal"
Dr. Sigmund Pussible's "Book of Boils for the Med Student"
Dr. Incredible's "Supremely-Perfect Marriage and Never-Divorce Manual"
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Your Mother-in-Law Is Just Like Your Own Mom...Really!"
"Miss Teague's Coffee Grounds Ice Cream Sundaes"
"Foot Soaks To Win The Woman Of Your Dreams"
Exercise/Health Equipment With Catchy Names and New to the Marketplace:
"Brainiac Jack or Jill in the Sack"---a head device increases your IQ while you still get 8 hours of sleep! Amazing!
"The Sub-Fat Jacket"---wear it while eating low-fat subs and lose an extra 20 pounds in 6 weeks!
"Ice Cream Churn-Off"---in 10 minutes a day for 2 weeks, all ice- cream cravings go to zero!
"Butt-B-Gone"---large butts go to normal size in 30 days with this unusual device. Note: the "end butt" may still offend you!
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