Sunday, March 25, 2007

I have an open mind... it's just closed for repairs.


Joke of the day.....
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill.
After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible.
How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor. "10?
10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."

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